بَابُ مَا جَاءَ فِي الْمِزَاحِ
4409 حَدَّثَنَا وَهْبُ بْنُ بَقِيَّةَ ، أَخْبَرَنَا خَالِدٌ ، عَنْ حُمَيْدٍ ، عَنْ أَنَسٍ ، أَنَّ رَجُلًا أَتَى النَّبِيَّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ، فَقَالَ : يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ، احْمِلْنِي ، قَالَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ : إِنَّا حَامِلُوكَ عَلَى وَلَدِ نَاقَةٍ قَالَ : وَمَا أَصْنَعُ بِوَلَدِ النَّاقَةِ ؟ فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ : وَهَلْ تَلِدُ الْإِبِلَ إِلَّا النُّوقُ |
The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said to me: O AbuDharr: I replied: At your service and at your pleasure, Messenger of Allah! He said: how will you do when death smites people, and a house, meaning a grave, will cost as much as a slave. I said: Allah and His Apostle know best, or he said: What Allah and His Apostle choose for me. He said: Show endurance, or he said: You may show endurance.
Abu Dawud said: Hammad b. Abi Sulaiman said: The hand of one who rifles a grave should be cut off because he had entered the deceased's house.
4410 حَدَّثَنَا يَحْيَى بْنُ مَعِينٍ ، حَدَّثَنَا حَجَّاجُ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ ، حَدَّثَنَا يُونُسُ بْنُ أَبِي إِسْحَاقَ ، عَنْ أَبِي إِسْحَاقَ ، عَنِ الْعَيْزَارِ بْنِ حُرَيْثٍ ، عَنِ النُّعْمَانِ بْنِ بَشِيرٍ ، قَالَ : اسْتَأْذَنَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ رَحْمَةُ اللَّهِ عَلَيْهِ عَلَى النَّبِيِّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ فَسَمِعَ صَوْتَ عَائِشَةَ عَالِيًا ، فَلَمَّا دَخَلَ تَنَاوَلَهَا لِيَلْطِمَهَا ، وَقَالَ : أَلَا أَرَاكِ تَرْفَعِينَ صَوْتَكِ عَلَى رَسُولِ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ ، فَجَعَلَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ يَحْجِزُهُ ، وَخَرَجَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ مُغْضَبًا ، فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ حِينَ خَرَجَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ كَيْفَ رَأَيْتِنِي أَنْقَذْتُكِ مِنَ الرَّجُلِ ؟ قَالَ : فَمَكَثَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ أَيَّامًا ، ثُمَّ اسْتَأْذَنَ عَلَى رَسُولِ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ فَوَجَدَهُمَا قَدِ اصْطَلَحَا ، فَقَالَ لَهُمَا : أَدْخِلَانِي فِي سِلْمِكُمَا كَمَا أَدْخَلْتُمَانِي فِي حَرْبِكُمَا ، فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ : قَدْ فَعَلْنَا قَدْ فَعَلْنَا |
A thief was brought to the Prophet (ﷺ). He said: Kill him. The people said: He has committed theft, Messenger of Allah! Then he said: Cut off his hand. So his (right) hand was cut off. He was brought a second time and he said: Kill him. The people said: He has committed theft, Messenger of Allah! Then he said: Cut off his foot.
So his (left) foot was cut off.
He was brought a third time and he said: Kill him.
The people said: He has committed theft, Messenger of Allah!
So he said: Cut off his hand. (So his (left) hand was cut off.)
He was brought a fourth time and he said: Kill him.
The people said: He has committed theft, Messenger of Allah!
So he said: Cut off his foot. So his (right) foot was cut off.
He was brought a fifth time and he said: Kill him.
So we took him away and killed him. We then dragged him and cast him into a well and threw stones over him.
4411 حَدَّثَنَا مُؤَمَّلُ بْنُ الْفَضْلِ ، حَدَّثَنَا الْوَلِيدُ بْنُ مُسْلِمٍ ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ الْعَلَاءِ ، عَنْ بُسْرِ بْنِ عُبَيْدِ اللَّهِ ، عَنْ أَبِي إِدْرِيسَ الْخَوْلَانِيِّ ، عَنْ عَوْفِ بْنِ مَالِكٍ الْأَشْجَعِيِّ ، قَالَ : أَتَيْتُ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ فِي غَزْوَةِ تَبُوكَ وَهُوَ فِي قُبَّةٍ مِنْ أَدَمٍ ، فَسَلَّمْتُ فَرَدَّ وَقَالَ : ادْخُلْ فَقُلْتُ : أَكُلِّي يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ؟ قَالَ : كُلُّكَ فَدَخَلْتُ حَدَّثَنَا صَفْوَانُ بْنُ صَالِحٍ ، حَدَّثَنَا الْوَلِيدُ ، حَدَّثَنَا عُثْمَانُ بْنُ أَبِي الْعَاتِكَةِ قَالَ : إِنَّمَا قَالَ : أَدْخُلُ كُلِّي مِنْ صِغَرِ الْقُبَّةِ |
We asked Fadalah b. 'Ubaid about the hanging the (amputated) hand on the neck of a thief whether it was a sunnan. He said: A thief was brought to the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) and his hand was cut off. Thereafter he commanded for it, and it was hung on his neck.
4412 حَدَّثَنَا إِبْرَاهِيمُ بْنُ مَهْدِيٍّ ، حَدَّثَنَا شَرِيكٌ ، عَنْ عَاصِمٍ ، عَنْ أَنَسٍ ، قَالَ : قَالَ لِي رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ : يَا ذَا الْأُذُنَيْنِ |
The Prophet (ﷺ) as saying: When a slave steals, sell him, even though it be for half an uqiyah.